tisdag, september 21

Stjärntecken: Lejon

Hahaha, shit vad jag skrattade mig igenom detta när jag läste det. Mest på grund av att typ 99% stämmer in på mig själv. Kommer inte ihåg vart jag hittade det här, men jag hade kopierat in det i ett Word-dokument på datorn.
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Leos do not want to be like everybody else, and take a lot of pride in being who they are. They love attention and strive for recognition and praise of others. Most Leos have a very strong character and are very independent; this allows them to be great leaders. A Lion is a very proud creature and never wants to be left in the background, she always wants to shine and be appreciated by others. 

Generosity and warm heartedness are some of Leo’s best features, which are pretty easy go get if the big cat is shown some love and loyalty. When it comes to family, Leos are usually very responsible and protective. They will try to provide the best they can to their loved ones, however in return they will expect love and loyalty. On the negative side, Leos can sometimes be bossy and over-proud, which will stop them from seeing things as they are and stubbornly insist on their own point of view. To tackle this situation, all you have to do is show your Leo friend some respect (and maybe love) and her warm heart will melt and start thinking rationally once again. 

People under this zodiac are usually quite materialistic. They like to live big and spend a lot. However at the same time they can be quite hard working, but they must see the benefits of such hard work. Most Leos have big dreams, however those dreams are nothing unless there is someone who will appreciate it. Though on the outside Leo individual might look strong and self-confident, on the inside she very much depends on affirmation, love and recognition of others. 

Many Leos like to perceive the world as if it revolves around them, however they often fail to recognize that it isn’t so, and that sometimes they are not part of the picture.

How many Leos does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, their minions would do it.

How to seduce Leo?
  • Laugh at their jokes
  • Be fun and entertaining
  • Wear expensive, branded items
  • Be honest and respectful
The following is what you should not do, if you want a Leo person to like you:
  • Be disloyal
  • Lack confidence
  • Criticize them - NEVER do this to a Leo

Love traits
  • Passionate lover
  • Very loyal, but also quite possessive. At times can be very jealous
  • Protective over their loved one
  • Wants to be a leader in relationships
  • Loves with full heart and is very caring
  • Knows how to make their second half feel special
  • Leos are never cheap

Sex habits
With their natural charm Leos are really good in the free fuck department. They don't even have to look that well. However, even when it gets to the bedroom level Leo will not let you down, because their fiery natures are just craving for some play and action. During the love making it is good to give the cat a compliment, which will only stimulate them more. It is also a good idea to put up a mirror or two, as it is a strong stimulus for Leos (and it is just fun in general, regardless of the zodiac sign).

Their typical after-sex phrase is - "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Drinking style
Leo likes to drink and dance - they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue - and perhaps not with the one that brought them. But Leo's not the type to break rules, even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.

Mode: Fixed
Individuals born under the Fixed Sign are thought to be determined, powerful, natural leaders, purposeful, reliable, loyal and self-confident but also occasionally stubborn and immovable with a tendency to get stuck in ruts. They supposedly pursue their goals with dogged persistence and have a great power of concentration.

Planet: Sun
Sun represents strong personal ego and authority. Sun gives leadership qualities and strong parenting instincts with the will to love and protect the loved ones. Sun always need to shine and people ruled by this planet usually enjoy receiving a lot of attention.

Romantic:     ♥ ♥ ♥ 
Loyal:                  ♥ ♥ ♥ 
Independent:   ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 
Daring:                ♥ ♥ ♥ 

Possessive:      ♥ ♥ ♥ 
Stubborn:        ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 
Emotional:      ♥ ♥ 

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